Carrie Underwood yodeled out Guns’N Roses‘ “Paradise City” at the CMA Music Festival this past June and ABC aired her performance last night. While waiting for Masterpiece Theater Presents The Real Housewives of Miami to start, I flipped through the channels and stopped on Carrie’s performance and it took me a few eye blinks to realize that it was not Axl Rose with smaller tits looking clean,fresh, skinnier. I picked the wrong night to be out of weed, because I needed it to get me through all of this.
The song…. the outfit….the moves…. Carrie moved like a linebacker who had to pee and had the runs at the same time. I don’t know if this is the most jacked up thing I saw last night or the best thing I saw last night, but it’s definitely the weirdest.
Carrie co-hosted Good Morning America today with a special doggy friend and I’m guessing that the doggy friend also watched the same shit I watched last night and is still not over it.
My facial expressions exactly, puppy.