Afternoon Crumbs

Thanks to Lily Collins, we now know what Rooney Mara would look like if she was viciously attacked by a quilted diaper and a crib mattress cover – Popoholic

Katy Perry and RiRi ate dinner together while Lady CaCa walked around looking like a sad, beat-up goth schoolgirl clown – Lainey Gossip

I just hope this means that Johnny Weir isn’t going to tone down the amount of rhinestones and feathers on his costumes, because my ice cold heart will break if the Crystal Enchantress of the Ice doesn’t go all out – Towleroad

Are we sure this isn’t a picture from Kaley Cuoco’s Spring Breakers audition? – Drunken Stepfather

A trick who is sort of known for getting with the trick husband of a trick who got famous for releasing a sex tape is trying to get famous by releasing a sex tape. I’m lost too. – The Superficial

Sadly (for no one), Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are never going to make a Daredevil 2 – Celebitchy

Selena Gomez is sort of dressed like a conservative Shanghai bar hostess – Hollywood Tuna

At least it wasn’t Teen Mom Jenelle – Reality Tea

Ryan Seacrest looking like he just got back from Care Bear Fight club – The Berry

Lake Bell had your nana’s dining room wallpaper pattern painted on her naked body for New York Magazine – ICYDK

Riff Raff should’ve been arrested for wearing those early 2000s sunglasses instead – IDLYITW

Sandra Oh is checking out of Grey’s Anatomy – Just Jared

Based on that look, I’m guessing that Minka Kelly went to somebody’s junior prom right after the premiere – Moe Jackson

Katy Perry and John Mayer aren’t going to be named the modern day Johnny and June Carter Cash anytime soon – I’m Not Obsessed

Richard Simmons is turning soft dicks into rock hard stone – SOW

Brit Brit appreciates the finer things in life – HuffPo

Topher Grace is in a Christopher Nolan movie?! Did he donate the most to Christopher Nolan’s Kickstarter or something? – Pajiba

Popozao me in the face, but KFed looks kind of hot here to me. I know, I disgust myself too – Popsugar