Open Post: Hosted By A Florida Flower Begging For Titty Implants On The Side Of The Road

August 12, 2013 / Posted by:

Christina Andrews of Pensacola, FL is proving that Kickstarter is for weak bitches. Real entrepreneurs hit the streets, or Christina’s case, hit the side of the road to ask motorists driving by to fund her new pair of silicone chichis. Christina tells KSDK (via Videogum) that she wants bigger titty balls and she figured that a good way to get some is to ask a bunch of kind strangers to pay for them. It’s working, because some people actually gave her a few dollars. This is how it’s done, bitches! Who needs dignity when you can have a pair of handout titty implants instead? And I don’t know if the “Tina” on her shirt is referring to her nickname or the drug she’s on.

Fun Fact: Florida’s Department of Agriculture won’t certify you as an official Florida blossom until you’ve begged for titty money on the side of the road.

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