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August 11, 2013 / Posted by:

White-haired Ginger from the Gilligan’s Planet cartoon!

Out of all the helluva drugs, the 80s is the most helluva drug of them all! Case in point: In 1982, executive producer Lou Scheimer debuted a Saturday morning cartoon about what happened when The Professor built a spaceship that took the castaway into space and crash-landed on some unknown planet. THE HELL? The Professor can build a goddamn NASA ass spaceship out of their old boat, palm tree wood, coconuts, monkey shit, banana peels and salt water, but he can’t build a simple dinghy to take them to civilization? I guess he just couldn’t simplify his genius.

Gilligan’s Island was basically the hallucinations of seven people who snorted LSD and smoked weed underneath a pier at the beach and Gilligan’s Planet was even more fucked up. The most messed up part of Gilligan’s Planet was the fact that Ginger was no longer a ginger and Tina Louise didn’t make her voice. The Ginger on Gilligan’s Planet had white Carol Channing hair and Dawn Wells did her voice and Mary Ann’s voice. It also looks like once they landed on that planet, The Professor found a way to make her cheek implants out of an alien kidney and meteor rocks.

Here’s Gilligan’s Planet’s intro of foolery:

Maybe it’s because I got contact high from that intro, but I’m kind of into Ginger’s platinum look. Sharpie brows + white locks + burgundy lipstick = chola abuelita = the look.

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