Katy Perry’s future #1 single “Roar” leaked everywhere today and you should line the inside of your ears with a protective coating now, because this song is going to play everywhere and it’s going to fuck the skin right off of your ear tunnels for months.
This song popped out of the generic #1 pop song machine after Katy Perry’s producers typed, “perfect song for a PUMA commercial,” “perfect song to be played at every single sporting event,” “perfect song to be played at every damn Olympics for the next thirty decades” and “perfect song for Tiger Woods to hump his hos to” into it. In just under 4 minutes, Katy Perry managed to quote Staying Alive, Muhammad Ali and Robin “If You Don’t Stand For Something, You’ll Fall For Anything” Manning from America’s Next Top Model.
And I can’t wait to see what she’s going to shoot out of her tits in the video. Based on that Lisa Frank-ish single cover, I’m thinking rainbow-colored tiger jizz.
If the song’s pulled down (which it will be), click here. And if that’s pulled down, don’t worry, you’ll hear it on repeat for the next ten million days. It’s already stuck in my head.