Here’s Orlando Bloom and Phylicia Rashad’s daughter Condola Rashad posing on a motorcycle during a photo call for the new Broadway production of Romeo & Juliet. Orlando, who was a teenager 20 years ago, and Condola, who was a teenager 10 years ago, play teenagers Romeo and Juliet. I do love it when grown ass people play 14-year-olds.
Everything about this photo call is ten levels of awkward from Condola’s sneaker wedges to Orlando not knowing what to do with that motorcycle to Orlando’s lipstick stain which I thought was an extra long herp sore to both of them tagging those doors. Orlando looks so uncomfortable on that motorcycle. He’s John Travolta and that motorcycle is a naked Kelly Preston. He doesn’t know what to do with it, he doesn’t know how he should feel and he’s counting the seconds before he can hop off and get far, far away from it.