The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 2nd!

August 5, 2013 / Posted by:

Deep in the woods of British Columbia, Pamela Anderson’s left implant finally gets the recognition it deserves. Meanwhile, the right one is still trying for a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. – beb37

Runners-up:

At the news of a sober Lindsay Lohan and Simon Cowell having sex with a woman, Hell has, in fact, frozen over. – Half Empty

Until she blinked, neighbors weren’t fully aware of just how much weight Kirstie Alley had gained! – BernardProfitendieu

When you said blue, pulsating, steaming asshole, I expected Morrissey. #disappointed. – ImpertinentVixen

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