It’s been approximately five minutes since Lindsay Lohan was released back into the wild and we’ve already had several servings of her pink nipples, heard about how the sweet nectar is her arch rival and now her 4th annual post-rehab comeback tour continues! On Chelsea Lately tonight, a leather balloon full of vodka will be replaced with a leather balloon full of Adderall sludge when Lindsay Lohan sits in for Chelsea Handler.
The episode was shot last week and E!’s been slowly queefing out clips including one of LiLo knocking the married man mouth off of Kristen Stewart’s cookie box. LiLo brought up that clip of KStew blowing an air kiss of love at the paps and then slightly burned that trick by saying:
Kristen Stewart told off paparazzi this week and there’s a video of this on TMZ. She’s hiding behind a gate, waiting to get into a car, and she said, “You’re a piece of shit and you don’t deserve the same air that I do.” Yeah, I’m just excited that Kristen Stewart finally showed some emotion. But I really love her, she’s awesome. I love her. I’m a Kristen Stewart fan. I will say this, of course she hates photographers, they took a picture of her kissing a married man in a MINI Cooper.
Don’t worry, KStew didn’t feel that slightly lukewarm burn since her skin is permanently numb and she’s dead inside. And yeah, I know LiLo calling out a trick for getting caught with a married bitch is rich, but let’s look at the positive side of all of this. LiLo was actually coherent enough to read a pre-written joke off of a card and she didn’t once roll up the card and use it to snort up a line. LILO’S BACK!
And here’s LiLo looking like a nervous naranja in a preview of her interview with The Mighty O.