Afternoon Crumbs
The Photoshop Awards: The Mighty O’s gigantic hairy nutsack-shaped afro of dreams. Troy Polamalu is not impressed. If the drapes match the carpet, then I’m guessing that Gayle King will be spitting out hairs for weeks – SOW
Leonardo DiCatchAHo and Bradley Cooper had a play date with their model girlfriends – Lainey Gossip
If you really wanted to put your eyeballs on Isla Fisher’s panties, here’s Isla Fisher’s panties – The Superficial
The good news is that at least this picture isn’t a GIF, because then we’d all have to suffer while watching Miley Cyrus attempt to twerk again – Hollywood Tuna
Pink loves it when haters call her a lesbian – Towleroad
Carlos Danger should really be punished for inflicting another dead-eyed fame whore on us all – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Fuck, Marry, Kill time! I’d fuck Jason Sadookie, marry Liam Hemsworth (but only to get to his brother) and kill Ashton Kutcher – The Berry
It looks like beige-colored leeches are trying to suck the vodka out of Terror Reid’s feets – Celebitchy
That side-eye and those shoulders tell me that Hilary Duff is ready to bum rush a ho – Popoholic
If this was true, the next thing we’d see is Heather Mills throwing her vagina at Simon Cowell – IDLYITW
The writers who come up with the dumb stories that Pimp Mama Kris leaks to the tabloids should really write fairy tales instead – Reality Tea
A single tear fell on A-Rod’s luscious C cup titty when he found out that he was banned from MLB next season – Just Jared
Grey’s Anatomy is never going to end – ICYDK
German drag queen Barbie Breakout sews her mouth shut and not in the same way Tami from The Real World: L.A. did – OMG Blog
Basic ass Amanda Seyfried is obviously not happy about having to pose next to the Komodo slaying goddess that is Sharon Stone – Moe Jackson
Colin Farrell is strut, strut, struttin’ that ass – I’m Not Obsessed
Ke$hit has made the perfect earrings for those of you who really want to find John Travolta’s mouth at the end of your earlobe – Jezebel
Zooey Deschanel went to school with Pumkin from Flavor of Love? – HuffPo
Ben Wishaw is gay and married – Boy Culture
Leonardo DiCaprio sucks on his latest Angel’s face – Popsugar