Hot Slut Of The Day!

Birdo, the transgender dino from the Super Mario Bros. world!

Finally, Birdo gets the HSOTD honors she truly, truly deserves. Birdo first started filling the Mario Kingdom with her hot pink glamour and spitting eggs at Mario in Super Mario Bros. 2 and since then she’s made an appearance in zillions of Mario games. Birdo is one of Mario’s enemies and she’s a girl dino who was born in a boy dino’s body. Wiki says that she’s one of the first trans flower video game character and she was birthed out by designer Jennifer Reitz, who’s transgendered.

Birdo isn’t only a transgender icon, but she’s also an icon to many and several copy cat whores have stolen from her. That giant red bow? Yup, snatched by Lady Control Copy. That gigantic diamond ring that can be seen from space and beyond? Yup, Jennifer Aniston stole that EXACT design for her damn engagement ring. That purple Wet ‘N Wild eyeshadow lining her lids? One of my glam chola cousins started working that look only a couple of years ago and has claimed it as her own creation. And Birdo was shooting eggs at whores long before Michelle Duggar was shooting her ovary eggs at Jim Bob. Everyone steals from Birdo!

And yes, that wink is saying, “You huge sluts wish you had a vacuum mouth like me.”