Buzzfeed dropped a panty pudding-inducing bomb on hos by posting a tattooed happy trail of pictures from Ryan Gosling’s jail strip scene in The Place Beyond The
Pines Peen. I sat through all two-and-almost-a-half hours of A Place Beyond The Pines in a movie theater and I am mad and close to demanding a refund for this scene not being included in that shit. INJUSTICE! Yes, I got 140 minutes of Ryan Gosling being a hot half-mute Slytherin covered in Pee Chee folder tattoos, but I didn’t get any bulge. But thanks to the deleted scene GODS, Ryan Gosling’s Canadian crotch moose did make it into the DVD extras and I’ll leave you two alone.
And here’s it in motion:
Check please! Goodnight!