If you’ve seen the picture of David Silver’s double beef burrito (aka the picture that I link to in every single David Silver post), then you won’t be surprised to know that as soon as his and Megan Fox’s first baby checked out, his peen checked in. Megan Fox’s womb is officially hotter than Brian Austin Green’s career, because her rep tells People that a fetus has moved in just a few months after she birthed out their son Noah.
“I can confirm Megan is expecting her second child with her husband Brian. They are both very happy.”
Judging by Megan’s permanently frozen “kitten looking at a rainbow” face, I can confirm that she’s always very happy.
For Megan, the best part of being knocked up isn’t the whole “miracle of life growing in your body” thing and blah blah fart blah blah… The best part of being knocked up is that Michael Bay finally stops “hate fucking” her with his eyes.
And here’s Megan acting like a serious journalist (serious journalists take notes on little pads!) on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in NYC over a week ago.