Correction! That title should read: Presenting THE WORLD’S Newest and Greatest IT Couple, because all those low-level couples in Hollywood and beyond cannot compete with the star power of Chicken Cutlets and her new piece.
Yesterday, the lunch special at Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurant Villa Blanca in Beverly Hills was saffron-dusted Chicken Cutlets with a side of salchicha and a glorious unibrow, because international supermodel and professional street poser Phoebe Price ate with her new boyfriend Ojani Noa. OhHoney No is famous for being JLo’s first husband (or is JLo famous for being OhHoney No’s first wife?) and over three years ago he tried and failed to make a mockumentary about his marriage to her. But all that’s behind OhHoney No and he has traded in the title of “JLo’s first husband” for a more prestigious and important title: Phoebe Price’s newest boyfriend!
Brad and Angelina and Beyonce and Jay Z can all exit stage left, because a true power couple has arrived. When they’re not posing in an EXCLUSIVE couples photo shoot for the PennySaver’s society section, they’ll be holding court at The Weed (The Ivy’s stepchild restaurant in Van Nuys).
FINALLY, after decades of waiting, we have a new Lucy and Ricky!