Evan Ross And Ashlee Simpson Are Still Doing It

July 31, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

I don’t even know what I meant by “it.” Call the paparazzi together? Sharing jeans? Practicing their precious puckers in the mirror together?

Here’s Evan Ross and Asshole Simpson at LAX today a couple of hours after they took advantage of the WiFi on Virgin America by emailing the paps their exact landing time. Never mind that Evan Ross looks like a casual Friday Morpheus, Diana Ross is going to rip off her wig and slap that douchey bow tie beard off of his chin for dragging her ass into the jacked up Simpson family. Diana Ross did not become Diana Ross so she could sit at the Thanksgiving table and slap away Papa Joe’s moist paw while he tries to play grab-ass with her son.

But Evan Moss did make me sway to the side and catch myself a bit with that pruned eyebrow peeking out of his sunglasses.

Pics: Splash

Tags: Ashlee Simpson, Boring Couples, Evan Ross, Stunt Queens, Yeah Okay

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