And Here’s The Trailer For That Movie Starring Bradley Cooper’s Snail Shell Perm
Three months ago, tongues curled and nipples got moist when Bradley Cooper was seen strutting around with freshly permed tight curls on his head and here’s those freshly permed tight curls in motion (or not in motion since they don’t move) in the trailer for David O. Russell’s American Hustle (working title: GIVE US ALL THE OSCARS!).
American Hustle is about schemes, cons and ABSCAM shit in the 70s and 80s. It stars B. Coop, B.Coop’s snail shell perm, Christian Bale, Jeremy Renner, Robert De Niro, Jack Huston, Louis C.K., COLLEEN CAMP!!!, Alessandro Nivola, Jennifer Lawrence, Elisabeth Rohm, Amy Adams and every single actor in Hollywood with a SAG card.
I thought Jennifer Lawrence was going to be the hottest thing in this trailer since she sort of looks like a bottom shelf and not-as-glamorous version of Sharon Stone’s character in Casino, but she isn’t. Amy Adams is (the strip show at the 0:41 mark sold me) and it pains the tips of my fingers to type that, because Amy Adams has the career that Megan Follows should’ve had 20 years ago. Bitch stole Anne of Green Gables’ career!