And here’s another chapter in the never-ending series titled, Kristen Stewart And The Paparazzi: A Love Story.
The human ball of sunshine wrapped in rainbows was trying to come out of her house of an alley with her PUPPPAY!!! friend when a paparazzo refused to back up. What happens is so touching and so romantic that I expected to hear the theme song from Romeo & Juliet play in the background. It’s just like that balcony scene in Romeo & Juliet, but instead of Juliet saying, “This bud of love, by summer’s ripening breath,” she says, “You’re a piece of shit and don’t deserve to breathe the same air as me.” And instead of Romeo saying, “But soft, what light through yonder window breaks,” he says, “Are we gonna watch a movie, doe?”
After this moment of romance, they held hands, skipped through the park and stopped in front of a tree to carve their initials into it.