Hot Slut Of The Day!
The giant bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken that magically appeared on Aleena Headrick’s front yard Waynesboro, GA!
Last Thursday, Aleena Headrick drove by her front yard and it was as if for one moment of her life she was a knocked up Jessica Simpson and KFC just made their daily delivery to her house, because there was a gigantic Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket sitting there. Aleena thought to herself, “Is this a beautiful dream? Am I hallucinating? Is this the mirage Kirstie Alley sees when she goes for five minutes without stuffing some deep fried deliciousness into her pie hole?” But it wasn’t a Kirstie Alley hallucination. That giant Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket was real and it was sitting in her front yard. Aleena told NBC26 that she had no idea how it got there and figured it was a gift from the ‘Murican gods to her.
Even though the bucket was empty and not full of chicken fried hormones, Aleena still welcomed it and posted it on Facebook. But a quick minute later she found out that the bucket belongs to her landlord. No, her landlord isn’t KFed (who would obviously turn that bucket into a hot tub of gravy). Her landlord is a dude who collects signs and crap. The Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket is over 40 years old and he thinks it’s extra special because it has the words “Kentucky Fried Chicken” on it instead of “KFC.” He plans to stick it on a pole in the front yard. But if for some reason he changes his mind and wants to sell it, Paula Deen will buy it, because she’d love to put it in the front of her restaurant and make Jellyroll jump out of it before throwing watermelon slices at her customers.
And I think my favorite part about this HIGHLY IMPORTANT news story is that it was actually on the news.