While wearing what a criminal baby would wear if it was in baby prison, Taylor Swift went paddleboarding with the pin-up of The Shire, Ed Sheeran, near her house in Rhode Island on Sunday. Never mind that Taylor always looks like the sale section of an Anthropologie catalog spit her out, I refuse to believe that she and Ed Sheeran are licking each other’s butts. They’re obviously just friends in a “knit tube tops for ours cats together” kind of way. I mean, Ed Sheeran looks like he might’ve come from the same tribe as Rojo Caliente, which means he’s way too good for Tay Tay.
July 28, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K