Five Members Of The Holy Family Bless Japan With Their Presence
Here’s St. Angie Jolie, Pax, a purple bear, Vivienne, Knox and a mutated bong full of hair grease strolling through Haneda International Airport in Tokyo today. They’re all there for the Japanese premiere of World War Z. Maddox, Shiloh and Zahara didn’t come along, because they have better things to do like defend the family iPad against thieves.
Three questions:
1. Is Brad Pitt’s crotch area droopy because his peen barfed out a huge load of grease or is that where he hides his stash?
2. Do you think St. Angie’s pants were originally used as grasshopper antenna covers, because I did not know it was possible to make pants that small for adult humans.
3. And more importantly, am I the only who’s getting the full-body puckers from looking at that giant tanned bodyguard with a pink JanSport? Everybody please move ALL the way to the left, because I need to see more of that pink backpack-carrying orange Hulk.
