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Tropical Storm Dorian!
Tropical Storm Dorian, who’s obviously named after Dlisted’s first HSOTD Dr. Dorian Cramer Lord Callison Santi Vickers Hayes Laurence Vickers Vickers from One Life to Live, is currently hanging out in the Atlantic and she’s expected to sweep by Puerto Rico and Haiti before disappearing into the air. Weather.com says that Tropical Storm Dorian is not a threat to land and that might be true. But Tropical Storm Dorian is definitely a threat to your marriage (because she will snatch your man away), your company (because she will stage a hostile takeover of it) and your political campaign (because she will beat you by marrying a woman on election day). I’m sure she’ll be back, though. Later in the season when Tropical Storm Viki makes an appearance, Tropical Storm Dorian will reappear to destroy that bitch for once and for all.
(For Derrick and Roberto)