Night Crumbs

July 26, 2013 / Posted by:

Garrett GimmeHedlund spit out fifty shades of no to playing Christian Grey. This is a good thing, because it means that my pick, Richard Simmons, still has a chance – Lainey Gossip

And in that light, the young Samantha Jones sort of looks like a slutty Amy SedarisHollywood Tuna

This dude lived John Travolta’s dream! – Towleroad

RiRi twerking on a boat looks more like RiRi massaging a fart into a seat with her butt – Drunken Stepfather

When it’s Shirtless Fridays, I don’t know whether to fap, do a crunch or both – The Berry

Crazy bitches shouldn’t be upset about Prince George’s car seats straps. They should be upset that he wasn’t carried home in a satin-lined crystal carriage pulled by white stallions – The Superficial

Strangely enough, when Jay Z goes in to kiss Beyonce she makes the same face she made when her weave was getting snatched away by a fan – Just Jared

There goes Selena Gomez, borrowing one of Justin Bieber’s outfits again – Popoholic

Shut all the way up, Slade SmileyReality Tea

I would laugh at this chick freaking out at the Redskins training camp, but I had the same kind of meltdown in the middle of an Albertson’s when I found out they didn’t carry Nilla Wafers – IDLYITW

The headline tells me that Donny Osmond is a top, but the story tells me that he’s a relentless power bottom – Boy Culture

Everybody’s copying Miley CyrusMoe Jackson

Shiarrhea LaDouche’s shitty British accent is probably going to make Britain declare war on us – SOW

So this is why a bunch of Beliebers were lying down under a hotel balcony in Canada with their legs and coochies open – I’m Not Obsessed

Ben Foster’s going to play Lance ArmstrongHuffPo

I can’t wait for the follow up to the Smack Cam: WatchMeGetShankedInTheThroatWhenISmackTheWrongTrick Cam – Jezebel

Butch bitch alert – Popsugar

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