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July 26, 2013 / Posted by:

Natasha Johnson, the Slingshot Bride!

Since Natasha and her dude Jacob met during a mechanical bull ride at a country bar in Utah, they wanted to hillbilly up their wedding all the way so they had it at Hobble Creek Lodge, home of the human slingshot. For the bouquet toss, Natasha strapped her ass into the slingshot and flew through the air like she was a Duggar baby after Michelle’s tortured and over it uterus spit her out. This glorious redneckery is the fourth example under the definition for ‘MURICA!

I hope Miley Cyrus gets back to her hillbilly roots for her wedding and does this for her bouquet toss. And I also hope that Liam Hemsworth stands at the base of the slingshot with a giant pair of scissors.

via CNN (For Mario)

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