At the end of a long day Angelina Jolie removes her human face, dips her proboscis into a small glass of concentrated virgin souls and sucks another 100 years of life into her 2700 year old body. – Whamo
It’s a good thing. – Scarlettkate
If I could wear Henry Cavill’s jock strap, that’s how I would drink too. – OurMissC
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