Open Post: Hosted By Richard Simmons Standing Still For 60 Seconds

July 25, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Buzzfeed dared universal treasure and the tweaked out swan Richard Simmons to try to achieve the impossible: stand still for 60 seconds as a dude in a tank top danced next to him. It might look like Richard Simmons conquered the challenge, but please. Richard Simmons is the rhinestone-embedded AA battery that keeps the Earth spinning. When Richard stops, the planet stops. If Richard stopped completely for even 10 seconds, the heavens would come crashing onto the planet and the angels would revolt against us. So no, ALL of Richard did not stop moving for 60 seconds. You can’t tell, but during that entire 60 seconds, his wrinkled butt flower lips did the two-step, twerked and moved faster and better than the dude in the tank top. So we should all thank Richard Simmons’ ass lips for keeping the world spinning.

via Queerty

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