Kanye West Is Off The Hook For Attacking A Pap

July 25, 2013 / Posted by:

That picture might look like an intimate, delicate and sweet moment between two lovahs and you can almost hear Kanye West saying, “lower, lower, tongue flick the tip, baby,” but some rough trade is going down here. Kanye West was investigated by the LAPD for attacking a pap and trying to rip away the pap’s camera at LAX and they’re going to pass the case to the District Attorney, but the D.A. isn’t going to press charges. Kanye West is a future-seeing gay fish, because right before he charged a trick, he said that he’s probably going to have to pay the pap $250,000 and he was right!

TMZ says that he will not be charged for wrestling that pap and trying to take the dude’s camera. A source says that there’s not enough evidence proving that Kuntye tried to steal a camera, so the D.A. is going to throw the case in the reject pile. From there the case could go to the L.A. City Attorney, but TMZ doesn’t think that’s going to happen. Kanye is willing to make it all go away by handing the pap a wad of cash he pulled out his hallowed-out butt plug bank. It’s legal and that’s probably what’s going to happen.

We all knew how this mess was going to end and it ended exactly the way we thought it would. It’s going to happen again too. Some pap is going to defy the stupid laws of the Helen Slater of hip hop by speaking and then Kanye’s going to attack that ho and then that ho’s going to scream for an ambulance and then Kanye’s going to have to pay that ho off. It’s going to happen again and again unless George Zimmerman suddenly becomes a paparazzo.

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