On the local news in L.A. last night, they showed a story about a pregnant woman who had to have an emergency C-section after the police got crazy on her and a story about a little girl who was dragged away by a coyote. Always showing the happy shit. What they should’ve shown right afterward is this palate cleanser of a little girl stealing away all the attention by doing the Rolling on the River dance (or is that the hanging punching bag dance?). Mary Ann Ahern, consider your shot stolen!
Bruce Willis should hire this little girl for all his press junkets. He could be as bitchy as he wants to a reporter, but as long as this girl is dancing behind him, no one will notice him and it’ll be the happiest interview ever.