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July 24, 2013 / Posted by:

CNN International’s Jonathan Mann who had dildos on his mind while talking about climate change with an expert in Tucson, Arizona. And judging by that screen shot of his scrunched, mid-orgasm face and pursed lips, he didn’t only have dildos on his mind.

During a piece about how global warming is threatening to X out entire species from the planet, Jonathan brought up an extremely important and relevant point. Shit, it’s the first thing I think of when talking about global warming. Jonathan said to his guest, “Now extinctions, I don’t have to tell you, have been a part of the history of the world for millenia. And man-made extinctions have even happened before. I guess we hunted the dildo into extinction. Um, but, the Dodo, rather. Forgive me, I’m having trouble with my words today.

But really, dude had it right the first time. Didn’t our ancestors tell us all about the magical time when dildos freely roamed the earth and you could even catch the elusive Siamese Twin dildo (aka double-sided dildo) swimming in the river of lube? Then the dildo’s greatest enemy, John Travolta’s hongray hongray hole, came along, hunted them down and gobbled them all up before spitting them out in pieces. Those were probably the days.

And what’s the point of being an anchor on CNN if you’re not going to slip dildos into every conversation (hint hint, Silver Fox, hint hint).

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