Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

What talk show host not named Mario Lopez has taken off his wedding ring and has separated from his wife. The talk show used to be A list and so did his marriage. He told his wife there was no other woman, but he sure has been cozy with that assistant to the producer of the show. (CDAN)

Please don’t be Maury and Connie Chung, please don’t be Maury and Connie Chung… Whatever is left of my charred soul will slip out of my ass if I see Connie Chung in a mermaid dress, rolling around on a piano while singing a goodbye song to Maury.

This very famous 30-ish actress flew into JFK a month or so ago on a commercial airline. It was not a pleasant trip for those around her.

Prior to the flight, she sat in the boarding area far away from everyone, with her head down so that no one could look at her.

When the gate agent and the flight attendants said “Good morning!” and “Welcome aboard!” on her way into the aircraft, she simply glared at them and turned her head away. She sat in Row 1, Seat 1A with a female companion (who may have been her assistant) beside her.

The First Class flight attendants started service. When the FA asked the award nominated/winning actress if she wanted something to drink, the actress ignored her and just stared out the window. The FA assumed that the celeb could not hear her, so she asked again, “Would you care for something to drink?”

The actress whipped her head around, glared at the FA, looked her up and down with disgust, and then turned her head away again. Her assistant addressed the FA. “That means ‘No’.”

The only time the actress spoke during the entire flight was to her assistant… and it was to make fun of the way way that other people on the plane looked! An FA reports that, “She looked very unhealthy herself, so it was especially odd to hear her criticize other people so loudly. [The actress’] face was completely broken out with acne, and she was so thin that they could see her ribs in her back through her shirt.”

Upon deplaning, she did not get off with the rest of the passengers, but instead sat with her head covered until everyone was gone, and then deplaned with her companion carrying all of her bags.

Despite the actress’ rude and unprofessional behavior, the FAs and the other passengers kept their cool throughout the flight… but they do hope that she will choose to fly privately from now on. (Blind Gossip)

The “acne” thing made me think that this was about Cameron Diaz, but that drunk bitch would never turn down a drank and she’s out of 30-ish territory. It’s not St. Angie Jo, because her skin is as smooth and glistening as a 9-month-old fetus’ taint (since she glues the actual taints of 9-month-old fetuses on her face). It’s not Reese Witherspoon, because she’s only scary skinny to my fat tia who thinks everybody needs to eat more. I’ll guess it’s Katherine Heigl? It’s been a while since she’s reminded us that she’s a throbbing foreskin pimple.

This horrible mother of a former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now a C+ with A list name recognition once crashed her daughter’s sex party. Her daughter was having sex with this A+ list mostly movie actor who deserves to be about a C with his talent and the mom wanted to be part of the action. Not with the daughter, because even she is not that creepy, but wanted the A+ lister to alternate so to speak. He refused. He also left. (CDAN)

White Oprah, Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler? But don’t be too grossed out. I’m sure White Oprah brought a bottle of vodka to sanitize the peen between dippings.

We have to be honest — we would never, ever, in a million years have put these two ladies together for a secret rendezvous.

One of the women involved is a young wayward star. The other, a veteran of the silver screen.

The wayward starlet has flirted with bisexuality and has been opened about bedding women and men.

It has long been known in Hollywood circles that the leading lady of the silver screen preferred the company of women, and this year, she somewhat acknowledged it in the public arena.

Naturally, their fling didn’t last too long, given the age difference and the fact that one of them gravitates towards men, too.

But it’s the coupling of this pair that gets us every time. (Celebzter via Blind Gossip)

Justin Bieber and Queen Latifah, obviously. Or Lindsay Lohan and Jodie Foster on a Freaky Friday?