During her show in Montreal on Monday night, a fan that is supposed to gently blow Beyonce’s weave (so it always looks like the angels are fanning her with their wings) staged a one-fan coup by turning on her ass. While Beyonce yodeled out Halo, the fan snatched her weave and held on tight as crew members tried to pull her out of it. The rebel fan would not let go of that bought-and-paid-for Malaysian weave and Beyonce had to be cut out of it. But Beyonce kept on singing so that the audience wouldn’t hear that fan cursing her ass out. Beyonce later posted a video of the weave snatching on Instagram and wrote a letter to her human fans about it.
Bey, please. She’s joking about it now, but she wasn’t joking when she pulled that fan’s cord out of its socket, ripped all of its insides out and tossed its remains down into the basement where Michelle Williams (Happy Birfday, Michelle!) and Basement Baby used it to make a grill to cook moths on. Then Beyonce bought the company that made that fan, fired all of its employees and burned the entire place down to the ground. That’ll teach that fan. Beyonce always gets the last laugh. When you snatch her trick ass weave, she’ll come after you and all of your fanily members.