It’s A Young Samantha Jones!

July 23, 2013 / Posted by:

I wish The Carrie Diaries would introduce a new wig to young Carrie Bradshaw’s head next season, but instead of doing that they’re introducing one of my favorite TV sluts Samantha Jones. The CW released this picture of Lindsey Gort in character as Slutmantha. She sort of kind of gives me “a young Tina Fey as Debbie Harry” vibes, but she mostly looks like a young Samantha Jones to me. Yes, it would’ve been better if they cast Kim Cattrall in an 80s wig to play young Samantha Jones, but this will work too. Lindsey as Samantha Jones looks like a young and slightly innocent slut who has only fucked like 80 dudes and is well on her way to becoming one of the greatest sluts Manhattan has ever seen (sorry, Weiner).

Even though Lindsey Gort looks like Samantha Jones, I doubt she sounds like her, so they should get Xtina to dub all her lines. Obviously.

via Vulture

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