Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 23, 2013 / Posted by:

I know you’re probably reading this with one eye while your other eye is watching the live feed in front of the Lido Deck (because my brain is still stuck in the 80s, I think of the Lido Deck every time I read “Lindo Wing“) where Gopher’s supposed to come out with a baby wearing a crown, but pry that eye away for one second to watch something more important: an English Bulldog sitting in a Power Wheels Jeep while his owner operates that shit with a remote control English Bulldog driving a Power Wheels Jeep!

This English Bulldog loves loves loves driving that busted down, tore up Power Wheels Jeep even though he’s shitty at it. Dude does not check his blind spot before he switches lanes and everybody knows that chewing your windshield frame while driving is a lot like texting and driving. You’re not supposed to do it, because doing so will make you back up into the curb and flip over. A wreck. Somebody needs to call his drunk ass a cab.

This English Bulldog is a mess behind the wheel, but he’s still a better driver than Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes. And what he lacks in skill, he makes up for in style and passion.

via Tastefully Offensive

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