All Hail Prince No-Name-Yet!

July 23, 2013 / Posted by:

I wish he looked like that. This is what he really looks like:

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I know, he looks like an adorable sleeping yam or like an overgrown and hairless baby panda bear with eyelids. In other words, he looks like every single newborn except his shits are worth more than two hundred gold bars and he can ask for your head just by cooing.

Wearing a dress that I’m sure is already sold out EVERYWHERE, Duchess Kate came out of the hospital with Prince William and the future King of England.  As the Prince waved his hand, which is his way of letting his subjects know that they better bow down, Prince William told reporters that they haven’t come up with a name yet. Prince William also said that he’s a big boy, has a good pair of lungs, has more hair than him and thankfully, got Duchess Kate’s looks. Here’s a close-up:

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And here’s a video if you need to see the baby prince in moving picture form:

And with that, we can finally welcome PHG’s future wingman and we can FINALLY say goodbye to those goddamn, motherfucking wooden doors.

 

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