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July 22, 2013 / Posted by:

Simon McCoy, the BBC reporter who’s been standing outside of St. Mary’s Hospital all damn day and reporting all the riveting and thrilling details of the birth of Princess Harryetta Diana Morrisseyina. And he’s been loving every second of it.

As everybody has been staring at a door for hours (Truth: The front door of the Lindo Wing should’ve been HSOTD), Simon McCoy has been reporting all the important and exciting facts. The facts being that he’s only doing this shit for a check and there’s no facts to report since absolutely nothing is going on. After spitting out the same damn details over and over again, Simon finally said: “Plenty more to come from here of course, none of it news, because that will come from Buckingham Palace. But that won’t stop us, we’ll see you later.”

And then later, he read e-mails from viewers who are already over it and he pretty much co-signed their eye rolls by saying, “We’ll just wait and see, it could be tomorrow morning if all goes well today. Until then, we’re going to be speculating about this royal birth with no facts to hand at the moment.”

I hope Duchess Kate’s labor is as long as her 14-month-long pregnancy, because I could spend hours watching Simon McCoy not give a shit. All hail the greatest royal baby reporter of all time.

via HuffPo

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