The Look Or Not The Look: RiRi’s 80s Wrestler Unitard

July 20, 2013 / Posted by:

Looking like the least popular member of GLOW’s rival league SLOW (Skanky Ladies Of Wrestling), RiRi went shopping in London yesterday in a red leopard unitard. RiRi recently had an icy dark grey weave installed into her alien head and I have to say that it was a good move. Whenever she’s snorting the bad shit and some of the Lohan powder gets in her weave, nobody will really notice. The bad shit will blend right in.

And this is so close to being the look, but bitch ruined it by hiding her stash of weed in her crotch. She looks like she’s got a pair of Cisco Adler nuts. A unitard should not make you look like you’ve got the Lisa Rinna of coochie lips. A Camel Toe Cup would’ve added the elegant touch this look really needed.

Pics: Splash

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