John Stamos put on his old leather vest and “lesbian comic from the late 80s” wig to make childhoods explode by performing as Uncle Jesse during Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night. As Danny Tanner and Aunt Becky got into it, Jesse and the Rippers did a medley of their greatest hits including the Full House theme song. I don’t even care that Mr. Bear could do a better lip-synching job than Uncle Jesse did. This still filled the charcoal mound of bitterness in my chest with happiness. Have mercy!
I hope this means that on a future episode, Jimmy Fallon will reunite the true musical geniuses of Full House: GIRL TALK!
But Kimmy Gibbler should replace Stephanie Tanner as lead singer, because she’d never knock down a mic stand. That amateur Stephanie Tanner….