Yes, Rae Dawn Chong still exists and while she was waiting in line for the extras open call for Sharknado 2, she called into Matty P’s Radio Happy Hour to trash God’s understudy on Earth, Oprah. Rae Dawn Chong gave us all some brand new, never-before-heard information when she said that Oprah nose fucked powerful people in the butt to get to the top. Rae Dawn Chong could’ve stopped there and everybody in the congregation would’ve nodded their heads in agreement, but she just had to keep going. Rae Dawn Chong didn’t just throw shade, bitch turned out the lights on Oprah.
TMZ has the audio (below) of Tommy Chong’s daughter shitting at the mouth about how Oprah was nice to her during The Color Purple, but when she got a role in a movie with “Maria Shriver’s husband,” The Mighty O turned into a mighty “bi-awwww-etch” and didn’t want anything to do with her. RDC got madder and madder and madder and madder and eventually she made Paula Deen’s clit pimple pop and shoot out a geyser of butter when said that Oprah would be a “field nigger” during the slave days:
“If you look at the way [Oprah] looks, she looks like 60 years ago she would have been a house keeper luckily. She would have not been a house nigger she would have been a field nigger.”
WHAT IN THE HELL?! Will somebody please check on the AC window unit in RDC’s Van Nuys apartment to make sure it’s working, because I think the heat got a hold of her brain and melted it. I was nodding my head yes when RDC said that “Oprah is all about Oprah” and “Oprah’s a brown-noser” and then she went there. RDC then says that Oprah was a fat chick who always wanted to be the popular cheerleader. Then RDC went totally crazy when she spewed out a rant filled with cunt-covered back-handed compliments:
“You gotta respect her, no matter how vile she is — ’cause ultimately she’s all about Oprah and she’s boring — but aside from that, you gotta kinda go, ‘Hello, hats off, you have done an amazing thing. You have actually shifted the DNA of the universe.
We have to give her props. … I have to stop and say this woman is a miracle and I respect her and I say kudos to you and I don’t give two cents about the other parts of it. She shifted the DNA in terms of our thinking of a woman of a certain size and a certain shape. I love her for that. I don’t care what she’s about, I don’t care that I know her ins and outs, I just think that she’s done a lot. I love her for that.”
Bitch is all over the place. It’s like she’s sucking Oprah off and punching her in the gut at the same time. RDC obviously got into her daddy’s stash and smoked the wrong kind of kush.
And the beautiful line “Harpo, who dis woman?” has never been more appropriate.
UPDATE: RDC took a break from painting that wall to apologize for using the N-word. RDC meant it as a compliment but regrets using it. Yeah, I don’t know what she’s saying and I don’t think we ever will.