LeAnn Rimes’ Stepkids Really Want Her To Give Them A Baby Sister

July 19, 2013 / Posted by:

Seen above searching for any misplaced album sales that might not have been counted,LeAnn Rimes went on Twitter (via Radar) today to let everyone (aka Brandi Glandville) know that Eddie Cibrian’s sons are asking her to please put a squinting luck dragon fetus in her womb. Brandi Glanville is probably still passed out on the floor of a men’s bathroom in a gay club in West Hollywood somewhere (living the dream), so she has yet to respond to this mess:

That tweet is like a luck dragon mating call.

“It’s…..coming from all directions.” Falkor, please. She shouldn’t clump Eddie in that pile, because he’s probably coming everywhere but her direction. And LeAnn needs to clean out her nostrils (Fact: Luck dragons hear with their nose holes), because she heard wrong. Her stepkids didn’t say, “dream of a sister.” They said, “dream of SCISSORS.” They want to cut the leash LeAnn puts on them every time they go out for a photo-op. They’re tired of her yanking them toward her body for an extra close “bonus mom and stepson” photo-op.

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