Kanye West had another dramatic meltdown at LAX today after a paparazzo kept speaking after he told the dude to stop speaking. Kanye out of the terminal with his bodyguard when a bunch of paps started asking a bunch of questions and Kanye hates questions as much as he loves fish sticks. As the paps kept asking him more questions, you could practically see his throbbing b-hole of rage get hotter and hotter and hotter and then he went off. Kanye said “What you’re trying to do is get me in trouble so I [something something] and have to pay you like $250,000″ before pouncing on that trick. Bitch went stage 2 Bjork on that pap.
From the pictures, it looks like Kanye and the pap just did some good old-fashioned man-on-man wrestling right next to that cab. As the pap’s head rubbed up into Kanye’s pit, Kanye tried to grab the camera and when he couldn’t, he jumped in the car and drove away. TMZ says that the paramedics and the LAPD were called. The pap claims that he got hurt when Kanye shoved him to the ground. And on top of all that, the Robbery Homicide Unit is investigating Kanye for attempted robbery since he tried to grab the paparazzo’s camera. That shit’s a felony and once the D.A. gets the case, they’ll decide whether or not to press charges.
Here’s the video of that mess:
Dumb ass Kanye even says, “so I’ll have to pay you $250,000” and then he goes and makes it happen. I’m sure Pimp Mama Kris will make everything better by paying off that paparazzo right after she finishes squirting out a geyser over all the attention this is getting. If you’re in the Hidden Hills area, that’s not hot summer rain falling on your head.