Afternoon Crumbs
Strung out hitchhiker serial killer who keeps the dried-out tongues of his victims in that bag or Adam Levine? – Just Jared
Go ahead and check the “on” box on Nicholas Hoult and Jennifer Lawrence’s on-and-off-again relationship – Lainey Gossip
BREAKING! Vanessa Hudgens wears something that doesn’t look like it was pulled out of the bowels of an Urban Outfitters – Hollywood Tuna
Jamie Foxx as Electro looks like an acid-dipped blue Jelly Belly – Towleroad
Like porn iguana and Tooms really have sex – The Superficial
While they were together, Mama June should’ve taught Miley Cyrus how to twerk properly – The Berry
Don’t mind Kate Moss, she’s just letting out one of her drunk farts again – Drunken Stepfather
FYI: Jason Sudookie and Olivia Wilde are boning each other all the time – Celebitchy
Served with zero sarcastic shade, Marisa Miller looked hot at the ESPYs – Popoholic
Prepare to hear all about Jason Biggs’ wife’s pregnancy farts and much more – ICYDK
Jay-Z dropped the hyphen in his name and the most surprising part is that the Earth didn’t explode into a million pieces after learning about this shattering news – IDLYITW
The child beauty pageant world will never be the same again – Reality Tea
Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson are tied for the title of Stoner King, so says Taylor Hicks of all hos – HuffPo
Let’s all chant out an, “nam myoho renge kyoooo,” in honor of Tina Turner getting married – Crunk + Disorderly
Panty Creamer of the Day: CT from The Real World dry fucking a saw – Jezebel
The Butter for Paula Movement is a real thing that real humans are doing for real – Buzzfeed
Brad Pitt (or is that Jennifer Aniston) looks AWFUL – I’m Not Obsessed
“Girl, you see what getting knocked up gets you?” – Popsugar
Not pictured: The dozens of 30-something NKOTB fans rushing the stage to lick Jordan Knight’s hand – Boy Culture