Every time I look at that picture, I sprain my puckering muscle in ten places. Every time.
When Leah Remini turned in her official OT badge (aka an E.T. pin from the Celebrity Centre gift shop), her entire family turned in their OT badges, because Scientology made them choose between the church or their own relative. Even Leah’s mother and father, who were high level bridge queens and unlocked all the achievements, quit that mess. Besides releasing a vague statement, Leah hasn’t really said anything, but she doesn’t need to spill the goods since her sister Nicole Remini is doing it for her.
Nicole talked with Colleen Lindstrom of myTalk 107.1 (via Radar) and her tongue didn’t hold back. Nicole said that nobody’s seen Shelly, the wife of Scientology’s leader David Miscavige, and she feels like they’re paying Shelly to stay hidden. Nicole says that Kirstie Alley did organize a group of Scientologists to talk about how they’re going to “disconnect” from Leah and the rest of the Remini family. And finally, Nicole said that Leah’s best friend in Scientology wrote her up when she said that Tommy Girl’s relationship with David Miscarriage is “weird.” Colleen asked Nicole if it’s true that Tommy brought David on his honeymoon with Katie Holmes and she said:
“Yeah, they have a very strange relationship, and you know, one of the things, you know, when Leah came back from the wedding, you know, whatever happens, happens.
Leah had brought up to a very, very close friend of hers out of the house, like in private… ‘You know, I just think that it is really weird how involved Tom is with the upper levels of the Church.’ Like what, she just started questioning a little bit like, what was going on. And just kind of the amount of, how do I, I just need to say this right, how involved he was with the upper level people. And somebody actually wrote a report on her — her best friend wrote a report on her that she questioned it. Well then Leah got pulled in it’s like how dare she question what is going on with Tom and his relationship with people within the church.”
The first rule of Scientology is that you don’t talk about Scientology. The second rule of Scientology is that you keep the questions in your mouth when you talk to Tommy and his breath smells like nut milk, barley lube and natural happiness. But I love that Leah Remini was the Detective La Toya of Scientology. Leah was getting down to the bottom of EVERYTHING even if it meant that they were going to put her body in the bottom of a lake.
Leah Remini was always like a dried trucker loogie with busted brows to me. I never liked her, but now I love her. I love a ho who isn’t afraid to expose bitches. Case in point:
And honestly, I don’t know why Leah questioned Tommy bringing David on his honeymoon. Somebody had to get some on that trip.