Hot Slut Of The Day!

Margaret Rhodes, Queen Elizabeth II’s first cousin and the Queen Mother’s former Woman of the Bedchamber (it’s like a mix of lady-in-waiting and a companion, and it’s totally what Oprah’s going to start calling Gayle) who has zero shits to give about the birf of the future King or Queen of England.

For days, reporters have been living on the sidewalk in front of the hospital where Duchess Kate’s supposed to pop out a jeweled crown with a baby attached to it and some people (see: MORRISSEY) have been viciously refreshing HasTheRoyalBabyBeenBornYet.com with their toes while punching themselves in the face over all the excitement. But Margaret Rhodes don’t care. CNN’s Christiane Amanpour talked to Margaret Rhodes on Monday and asked her if she’s excited about the birth of a future heir. Margaret Rhodes’ answer was basically a fine English teacup full of “Who gives a fuck?”

“Not terribly. Well, you know, everybody has babies, and it’s lovely. I don’t get wildly excited about it.”

Christiane Amanpour pressed on Margaret a little more and let out a, “Really?” That “Really?” translates into, “Grrrrrl, THE QUEEN’S going to evict your ass if you don’t pretend like you care.” So Margaret pretended like she cares.

“Yes, all right, I’m prepared to be excited

Here’s the clip of Margaret shrugging over the royal baby before letting out a don’t care cackle that took me up, up and away.

Next to Prince Hot Ginge and The Queen’s pocket book, Margaret Rhodes is my favorite member of the royal family. They should make a sequel to The Queen called The Queen’s Cuz. Glenn Close, come and get your role!