Long blond hair, aviators, hard nips and pursed lips… Why is this reminding me of a certain Cabbage Patch Doll den mother? If Brad Pitt bathed at all, he’d bathe in Smart Water and moisturize his culito lips with Aveeno lotion.
Here’s Brad Pitt struttin’ his ass through LAX yesterday while looking like the all-dude version of Jennifer Aniston. This probably turns St. Angie Jo all the way up. St. Angie fucked Jennifer Aniston’s man and now she’s fucking a man that looks like Jennifer Aniston. I bet they do it on a pile of mutilated Beanie Babies.