Afternoon Crumbs

Either Rachel Bilson’s neck tattoos are fake and for a movie or the spirit of an angsty 13-year-old Fall Out Boy fan from 2003 has taken over her body – Popoholic

Brad Pitt stole Jennifer Aniston’s hairstyle, so she got a new one – Lainey Gossip 

Everybody’s talking about Trolling Stone’s shameless STUNT QUEEN move, which means their shameless STUNT QUEEN move worked – Towleroad

Alyssa Milano looks like an opened Sir Isaac Lime Otter Pop – Hollywood Tuna 

Justin Bieber is still the Pumkin from Flavor of Love of toddler pop – Celebitchy

The theme for Naya Rivera’s Complex magazine photo shoot is obviously: rejected America’s Next Top Model photo shoot ideas – Drunken Stepfather

Brangelina getting married on a cruise ship has to be a metaphor – The Berry 

If a real picture of North West leaked for free, we’d know because Pimp Mama Kris would’ve turned to sand and fallen through the Earth’s cracks back into Hell – Reality Tea

In case you really wanted to know Ted Nugent’s thoughts on the Zimmerman verdict – The Superficial 

Gabriel Aubry is so going to print this picture out, put it in a locket and wear it everywhere he goes – ICYDK

Zachary Quinto and Jonathan Groff broke up – Just Jared

If I went to church, this would be my Sunday mass entrance song – Jezebel

Star tattoos need to stop trying to make a comeback – Popsugar

Chris Pine showing us what DJ Lance Rock would look like if he was a character on Breaking Bad – I’m Not Obsessed

Stacy Keibler’s skirt is making me hungry for Neapolitan Coconut Sundaes – Moe Jackson

I’m totally for this as long as Donald Trump’s penthouse is in the direct path of Sharknado – SOW