Hot Slut Of The Day!
The raven who flew onto a fence and squawked and cawed at a human to please help a bitch out by pulling porcupine quills out of its face.
Gertie Cleary (Side note: that’s a hot name) of Elmsdale in Nova Scotia, Canada tells CTV News that one day she noticed that a down-and-out raven was sitting on her fence and seemed to be screaming out for her to put on her Captain Save-A-Ho gloves and pull out the quills that got stuck in its face during a porcupine fight. While her daughter shot the whole thing, Gertie pulled out the quills one-by-one until they were all out of the raven’s face. She took the raven to her daughter’s house, gave it some dog food and it stayed around her house for about a day until it flew away and went back into the wild. Gertie says that the raven obviously wanted some human help.
Hope Swinimer, the founder and director of Hope for Wildlife, says that Gertie did the right thing and if she didn’t pull the quills out of the fledgling raven’s face, it probably would’ve flown off to heaven.
I’ve always loved ravens and not just because their masters at glamour and piloting a Segway. They’re smart, shifty and love stealing shiny things. So I see what this young raven is up to. Gertie’s daughter better check her jooree box, because I have a feeling that smart raven cleaned her out. Quoth the raven, “Gotcha, girl.”