Adam Levine And Behati Prinsloo Are Back Together And Getting Married

Last year, serial modelizer Adam Levine was humping on Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Anne V. They broke up a few months later and he waited a few seconds before he starting bumping nipples with Victoria’s Secret Angel Behati Prinsloo. When they broke up in March of this year after dating for about 10 months, he got with Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Nina Agdal. Adam was with Nina late last month, but now he’s back with Behati and they’re getting married. The VS Angels WIN (or lose, depending on who you ask).

Adam’s spokeswhore tells People that his 34-year-old ass and 24-year-old Behati recently started doing each other again and decided that they really just want to kick the sanctity of marriage in the taint.

“Adam Levine and his girlfriend Behati Prinsloo are excited to announce they are engaged to be married. The couple recently reunited and Adam proposed this weekend in Los Angeles.”

Well, I guess Adam Levine’s fool-proof, pull-out, cum on her stomach method caught up with his ass and made him a fool (and probably somebody’s father). I shouldn’t be so bitter and bitchy. I’m sure this will last……until the smoke from the shotgun at their shotgun wedding clears.

Until then, Leonardo DiCatchAHo doesn’t have to worry about Adam Levine getting any of the Angels he wants.