After bedding half the island in 1981, Larry King departed, leaving a lasting impression. – June Cleaver
As her first official act, President Amanda Bynes establishes a concentration camp for ugly people.
The country dissolves after everyone is sent to the concentration camp. – GingeMinge
The Doublemint Gum commercials in Chechnya lacked the pizazz of the American version. “Double your suffering, double your strife…” – perky