Philip Caputo was lane spitting down the street in Burbank, CA when he stopped at a red light for a minute, felt a pair of creepy eyes on him, looked over and caught human flea nest Shia LaDouche staring him down. Was LaDouche mad that Philip was lane spitting? Was LaDouche looking for a fight since he obviously loves getting the douche water beaten out of him? Was Shia feeling extra badass since he was wearing his badass camo pants? Was Shia cruising his ass?
I don’t know, but I do know that Shia’s creepy, bad bitch stare down did things to me. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to take my skin off and burn it in a fire.