File this story under: Things that are about as obvious as John Travolta’s love of lace fronts and peen.
And since you’re already filing something, file that picture under: What Xenu looks like in bad drag.
Leah Remini quit Scientology for a bunch of reasons (examples: David Miscavige is the queen alien bitch and won’t hear otherwise, and he gets mad when you ask him about the wife he probably keeps prisoner in a dungeon under the sand in the desert somewhere) and one of the main reasons was because Scientologists have to cut all ties with family members and friends who leave the church. So when Leah Remini basically said in so many words that she’s done with Scientology, I knew that her name rose above “vegetables without cheese on top” on the list of things Kirstie Alley hates most.
Beware syrup? I don’t even know what that means. Either Kirstie’s thinking about pancakes as always or she’s calling Leah Remini a two-faced bitch in Xenunese.
Tony Ortega also says that on the day Kirstie found out that Leah left, she was working the phones at Scientology’s Celebrity Centre in Hollywood and asked the bridge queens what they were going to do about it. Executives at Scientology then called Kirstie and other celebwhores to the house of longtime Scientologist Melinda Brownstone to talk about Leah leaving their crazy asses. Kirstie tweeted about being at Melinda’s house that day. Tony writes:
“A meeting was called for Alley and other celebrities to get a briefing from church executives about what was going on and what they planned to do about it. The meeting was held at the home of Melinda Brownstone — a longtime Scientologist. Our sources tell us that Brownstone was one of Leah Remini’s first and best friends after Remini moved to Los Angeles at only 13 years of age.
(We reached Brownstone by telephone, but she told us, ‘You know what? I have nothing to say.’)
Brownstone is the godmother to Remini’s daughter, Sofia. Remini’s sister Shannon is married to Brownstone’s brother, who Melinda cut off ties with earlier. For years, Brownstone worked for Remini, but then they parted ways in 2008 after a dispute. They haven’t spoken since, our sources say. They also tell us that Kirstie Alley and Remini are not close. When Remini was working to raise support recently for Hurricane Sandy relief in New York and reached out to Alley for help, we’re told Remini never got a return phone call.
It seems very significant then, that Alley, after calling for a briefing of celebrities, not only held that meeting in the home of Remini’s former best friend, but also tweeted her location publicly in what looks like a taunt.”
The fact that those insane E.T.-humping crazy bitches held an emergency meeting to “brief” members on what they’re going to do about Leah leaving says everything. Leaving Scientology sounds harder than leaving the damn Crips.
Yeah, Scientology will probably stalk Leah for the rest of her days and turn all her family members against her, but at least she doesn’t have to look at Kirstie Alley’s face anymore. That’s a good thing. And Scientology is scary as hell, but they still got nothing on my abuelita. The day I told my abuelita I didn’t want to go to Sunday mass, she threw a stank eye that Xenu, L. Ron Hubbard and Kirstie Alley would all run from. She threw a stank eye that made me run back into the arms of Jesus.