Barbara Walters announced today that all those rumors are true and magical autism-curer and a proud graduate of UDKS (U Don’t Know Shit) School of Medicine Dr. Jenny McCarthy will have a seat in Joy Behar’s old chair when The View starts their new season in September. Since Elisabeth Hasselcrack has been beamed up to the mothership, The View needs a shrieking blonde crazy to break the last nerve of viewers and Jenny McCarthy is just the crazy bitch to do it. Jenny spewed out this statement right after Barbara announced that she’s joining the table of fuckery:
“I’m beyond thrilled to be joining Barbara and the other amazing women at the table. I’d like to thank ABC for this great opportunity. I’d also like to give a big thank you to VH1 for their support and for allowing me to fulfill this lifelong dream. I look forward to helping make hot topics a little bit hotter, and showing my mom that my interrupting skills have finally paid off.”
And Jenny went on to say, “And I’m thankful to ABC for giving me another national platform for me to rage against anti-vaccinations, because the Jenny McCarthy Body Count counter hasn’t been moving fast enough.”
In other Jenny news, People and UsWeekly reported over the weekend that Jenny is bumping wet parts with Donnie Wahlberg. (That’s your 9-year-old self’s [and my current self's] cue to rip all the NKOTB posters off your wall and cry into the torn pieces as you fall into a sad puddle of betrayal on the floor.) Donnie was on Jenny’s Vh1 talk show in March and during their interview, they pretty much sucked on each other’s fuck parts with their eyes. While Jenny and Donnie sucked on lollipops, they talked about dirty sex talk:
Jenny: Do you talk dirty while you’re having sex?
Donnie: I do.
Jenny: You do – but some guys do it wrong.
Donnie: Yeah, I don’t do it wrong.
Donnie was probably really disappointed when he found out that Jenny’s idea of talking “dirty” while humping goes something like this, “Poke me where no vaccination needle has ever poked me before!”
And here’s Donnie’s new piece with her son Evan at LAX yesterday.