And Yet, Carly Rae Jepsen Still Throws Better Than Me

Carly Rae Jepsen came for Baba Booey’s Worst First Pitch in History title at yesterday’s Rays vs. Astros game in Tampa when she threw the ball and that shit dropped faster than Justin Bieber’s nuts after he saw a pair of real-life tits in person for the first time (it was last week). If the catcher was on the ground and to the left of her ass, she would’ve nailed it! Yes, a dead fish could throw a ball better than Carly Rae, but if she was in my P.E. class, she’d still get picked for a baseball team before me. Letting balls go was never my thing.

Shit, I don’t think I ever even got on a P.E. class baseball team. After the teams were picked, I’d stand by myself on the other side and I’d stare at the ground before the teacher would tell me to go sit against the fence and they’d call me if they needed (aka NEVER).

via Bleacher Report